By V

The road to the sun ...

Green grass :)

One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours
of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors, and reads her book, enjoying the peace and quiet.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left .

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think!

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South park ! 5 minutes of laugh 
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http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=686174754445118751&q=people+who+annoy+you
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Always very fun!

I just watched this film in its premier and I don't know where to start! Spiderman 3 is just a absolutely brilliant film, and Sam Raimi did an excellent job with both the film, and the actors.the fight scenes are just too good, the CGI is super, and the story is very well done. Venom is a must see and his fight against spidey is awesome. sandman is excellent as well, anharry is excellent as the vengeful new goblin.

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My resume --> PERFECT
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Date :  4.05.07
Time:  02:11 a.m.

http://www.avtospb98.ru/interesno.html - VISIT and you wouldn't be disappointed !

J-1 VISA !!!!!!

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My Congratulations to myself ! 
Yesterday at 11:00 a.m. I got my J-1 visa !!!!! 
Yahoo !!!!!!!
How many emotion's was there !!! Now my 
way to ALASKA is free !!! And it's perfect :)
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Of course some FRESH JOKES ! Only here and only by V !
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Девушка, у вас такие красивые длинные волосы! Но почему они на ногах?
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Если вегетарианцы действительно ТАК любят животных, 
то почему они съедают всю их пищу?
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Если ты умнее всех, кто это поймет?
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Кто одомашнил тапки? :)
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Не будет ли Россия в большой семерке 
играть роль шестерки?

                                                   To be continued ......

Next UPDATE on 2.05.07 !

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Most - ice last visited on thursday ! What can I say - PERFECT !
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!!!! The only defect is small area !!!! 

Most FUNNY JOKES !

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Дальтоники считают, что они собирают кубик Рубика быстрее всех.
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Я узнал, что у меня есть огромная семья: Мак и белый порошок, 
конопли большой мешок, Водка, пиво разливное — это все мое, 
родное Все на свете прет меня, наркоман наверно я!
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У вашего ребенка такая нежная кожа, и такое жесткое мясо...
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Купи шесть чебуреков - и получи шкуру от собаки бесплатно. :))))
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Лучше с любовью заниматься трудом, чем с трудом заниматься 
любовью !
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Next UPDATE ON 28.04.07 !

My photoes from Poland , gallery snowboarding ! Watch here : http://pics.livejournal.com/vadim_o/

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Here I'll work at summer http://www.summerworkalaska.com/locations/swd/photos.aspx ! On Icecle seafood's company !
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Here are some fresh jokes from Web !
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В жизни каждого мужчины наступает такой момент, когда чистые носки проще купить.
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Все женщины хотят одного, потом другого.
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Если Вас жена окликнула ночью чужим именем, откликайтесь, Вам понравится.
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Если памперс жмет спереди, значит, детство кончилось.
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Если первый раз не получилось, значит, парашютный спорт не для Вас!
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Еще не вечер, а уже как утром..
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Закинул старик в море невод и сидит, как дурак, без невода 
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Взгляните на мои фото галлереи http://pics.livejournal.com/vadim_o/ !!!

Well it's my first entry ! :)